1) How did you come up with you alter ego “aella”? I was way into Greek mythology as a kid, and I wanted a name to represent the unification of both badassery and nerdiness. Aella was an Amazonian warrior who was the first to go against Hercules, but he was wearing some cheater invincibility shit and killed her with an axe or some nonsense. So she died. That’s mostly all she’s known for. And her name means ‘whirlwind,’ and I’m pretty good at making wind, so there’s that.
2) Where is the wildest place you have done a broadcast? I lived in Australia for a bit, and my apartment overlooked a main road and I ran out on the balcony and screeched and did dinosaur impressions and got naked. I terrorized dem foreigners real good.
3) Will the Chaturbate community ever hear your voice? I live in perpetual fear of the mime mafia discovering any whispered words. If I were to speak, I would wake at night with a hooded mime crouched in the corner of my room, an invisible dagger clutched in his hand, and my mouth would open wide in a silent scream, and that would be the last you’d ever hear from me. Talking in mime is akin to snatching babies from their strollers and throwing them into an arctic fishing hole – it’s just not done.
4) In your opinion what is your sexiest trait? My complete lack of shame. Once, during a private, with all my nethers just nestled right up there next to the camera, I let loose the most horrific nuclear fart. My camshows in general are riddled with falling over, ass scratching, and horrific faces on par with ET getting punched in the face with a bulldozer.
5) What is the craziest request you’ve received during a webcam show? I had one guy want me to roleplay as the red priestess Melisandre from Game of Thrones because I had a legit red cloak. I have read all the books and watched the show more times through than is healthy, and I was like OH I GOT THIS and I quoted all of the lines. It was awesome.
6) Who is your favorite Sci-Fi author? Orson Scott Card writes some awesome shit, but he’s kindof a religious asshole against gay people, so he confuses my genitals a bit. Isaac Asimov is awesome, I remember reading most of the Black Widowers while huddled in the corner of my bunk at church camp.
7) What was the last spontaneous thing you’ve done? It rained pretty hard last week, and rain and me are bros, so I got my fuzzy blanket and my bright orange Jayne Cobb’s hat with a giant pom pom on top, and I walked barefoot down the road to a church and I sat on the front steps with my toes sticking out (foot fetish guys this story is probably the only service I will ever do you) and stared at all the Catholics emerging from their hymn exercises and jesus blessings and flesh eatings or whatever the fuck it is Catholics do. I’m pretty sure they thought I was homeless, but they all ignored me.
8) Have you ever been with another girl? Of course this is the question that requests details! I had a ten girl lesbian orgy in a hot tub at Sophia Locke’s Cammansion in Vegas (unaffiliated with any camsites – just an event that any camgirl can apply for!). We were all drunk, and then next thing you know I’m dual weilding vaginas and flashing a cheesy grin at the girl getting eaten out next to me. It was a surreal and amazing experience.
My sexual partners have been approximately 40% female. It’d be more if women had the same sex drives as men. I’ve also had a devil’s threesome, which was again the product of extensive vodka ingestion. They eiffel tower’d over me, and I took my mouth off the dick to thrust my hand in the air and demand that they high five me as well, cause of course I’m gonna demand gender equality while getting doubleteamed by two penises.
My sexual partners have been approximately 40% female. It’d be more if women had the same sex drives as men. I’ve also had a devil’s threesome, which was again the product of extensive vodka ingestion. They eiffel tower’d over me, and I took my mouth off the dick to thrust my hand in the air and demand that they high five me as well, cause of course I’m gonna demand gender equality while getting doubleteamed by two penises.
9) If you could meet anyone in the world alive or dead, who would it be and why? Any scholar dude from like 4000 BC or so. We know almost nothing about that historic period because it’s so long ago, and the collective knowledge he could give us would be immensely valuable. And we could blow his tiny ancient mind with all our cars and religions and cheap foods.
10) What is your favorite sex toy? My current two dildos are named Sir Dongatello and Sir Glassington, but they don’t really work cause they’re too big to fit and too hard, respectively. My hitachi is the most effective, though I’ve gotta learn not to fap with that thing while drunk cause then my pain threshold is significantly higher and I fap till I bleed.
11) Do you have any fetishes? Lots. I’ve got a thing for monsters, and horror, and BDSM and spanking and bondage and hentai and zombies and old men and strugglefuckery and odd insertions and exhibitionism and dark, weird shit. But not literal shit. Just figurative shit.
12) If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only bring 3 things, what would you bring? A radio, a barrel of fresh drinking water and a burka to avoid getting a tan.
13) Any embarrassing moments on webcam? To be embarrassed on webcam, I feel one has to be capable of embarrassment. BUT – I really hate it if I forget a member’s name, or if I get two members mixed up, or completely forget that I was supposed to send out a video. And if anyone has ever seen any of my ass hair, I’m embarrassed about that despite how much I talk about braiding it.
14) Has anyone from Chaturbate bought you anything? Horseheads, a dinosaur onesie, riding crop, minecraft diamond necklace, and Sunny_Joon bought me a gnome!
15) What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Swear at my stupid cat and throw things at it because it wakes me up by chewing on my toes or knocking shit over cause that’s what cats do. I don’t know why anybody thought I was responsible enough to own a cat. I don’t know why *I* ever thought that. If my cat magically allows me to sleep through the wee morning hours, I usually stumble naked to my couch and start redditing.
16) What is the last thing you do before going to bed? If I say ‘reddit’ will I sound sad and pathetic? Oh god. I live alone in a barely furnished apartment with dirty clothes strewn everywhere and I eat pizza out of the box and nutella off of spoons and my only decoration is a map of middle earth and a signed picture of Data from TNG. And I reddit and drink alcohol alone and hide from social situations. I am the ultimate bachelor.
17. Describe a typical Friday night: ….Eating pizza out of a pizza box and drinking booze and redditing. Or miming, sometimes, but you guys see when the mime happens. Sometimes if I’m feeling lonely enough I’ll go to the bar and sit there awkwardly until someone talks to me. This is all sounding really depressing, I swear I’m actually really happy with my life!
18) Any guilty pleasures? I have zero soft spots for romantic comedies and trashy magazines. I have a small soft spot for reality TV – but only about two episodes worth of a soft spot. I think my real guilty pleasure would be Niki Minaj. I don’t like her music, but I like staring at her colorfully bouncing about in her videos. She’s got no shame, man, she just does her thing and wears skintight pants and neon eyelashes and is so trashily ridiculous and I love that. I would definitely hang out with her and her booty.
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